you dont heart geeks, no matter what your t-shirt says

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 01:09:42 GMT

well so long, kernel. once i found out that you were actually lodged in my left tonsil, it was just a matter of time before i dry heaved my way to scratching you off. it's been quite a day, hasn't it?

love, gordon

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 13:08:59 GMT

Ah, good morning tiny speck of corn kernel stuck to the back of my tongue. Glad to see last night wasn't a one time deal. You and I are in it for the long haul, yessir. I'm sorry I shoved my fingers down my throat to try and get rid of you, I should have known I would just be getting rid of breakfast. Let's get married.

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:01:18 GMT

one month left in midtown, and i have to miss the dally in the alley AGAIN. moving back to ferndale, right across the street (woodward) from my church (dunkin donuts/baskin robins). im excited to live with people again, and to pay about half of what im paying now. im concerned over the negative response this move has received. mostly, however, i think its a good thing. i'll be with music types, and i'll have a place to practice, and i'll be far, far away from university/marcus. its a nice house, too.

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 21:20:54 GMT

i dont have the internet and it's a blessing and a curse seeing as how i'm barely in my apartment anymore. busy busy. summer's a wasting but I have absolutely no plans for when it is over.

why is old main locked on sundays? i feel stupid sitting in the grass outside on a laptop. DONT ROB ME.

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 03:04:55 GMT

where is the food network show for this? hm?

forbidding cuisine: walken

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 05:03:33 GMT

it's a shame that the only way i really enjoy music is when it ruins my ears.

Tue, 12 May 2009 23:15:52 GMT

i bought a flying v that changes colors in the light.

eat it.

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 23:03:01 GMT

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:33:04 GMT

red wing shoes always confused me. they arent associated with THE red wings?

anyway, i think that their URL is LOL: redwingshoes.com

GET IT?

i pulled off a presentation that by all means i shouldn't have pulled off. wanna learn about analog to digital converters anyone?

PS

Hey Flint kids, this is the worst fucking thing!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090423/ap_on_re_us/us_body_in_storage

gotdammit

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 04:32:30 GMT

look a song. we did it for this movie we wont be in. it has little to nothing to do with frankenstein.

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:42:53 GMT

how come no one has ever gotten me to watch slapshot before. this movie is great.

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 15:32:45 GMT

well we're going to have to move the party thing saturday. this band im playing with has a *gasp* paying gig that night. we'll figure it out gang.

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:24:16 GMT

hey whats everyone doing this saturday?

big ben party at my place or the bronx or something? im going to be 22!

double deuce, son

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 03:13:51 GMT

chariots of the gods? is such a kick ass movie. i watched it when i was in 5th grade because i was so nerdy about ufos etc.

it just so happens to be on video.google.com

still blows your mind, but now I can appreciate it's badass groovy meets epic nineteen seventy music and voice over.

i still can't stop watching conspiracy flicks.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2438806817103904864&ei=IujKSZD7G4SmqALkqMTWDQ&q=chariots+of+the+gods

do it to it

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:18:14 GMT

dreams that seem normal for a bit but then your ipod snaps in half and it is clear you are in a nightmare shoud NOT be allowed. can't there be some kind of SEC for this shit, a nightmare review board? are posts like this what twitter is for, or is this still too substantial?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 03:03:10 GMT

wayne state told me to throw out this amazing ancient portable record player today. i took it home and started playing some of those records that were left at the 1/2way house. they are all jazz standards and old dance tunes, and i'm feeling classy as shit right now. the tupperware im using as a giant ceral bowl says otherwise.

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 01:24:21 GMT

who wants to adapt the text messages into a musical fantasia with me?

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 16:11:27 GMT

watchmen: sure i enjoyed watching it, but it wasn't good. yes i know, i'm confused too. let's just say i was really excited until it became suddenly and painfully clear that this was done by the 300 guy. it stayed true to the comic, that was good, but it's no substitute for good directing.

also i've never actually seen a movie where i thought the soundtrack/music choices had a NEGATIVE IMPACT on the movie. it's always either been neutral (most action flicks) or possitive (wes anderson). i felt embarassed for this movie at times because of the music. example:

cribbing from shrek? but using the really shitty version? fuck. also 99 red balloons for no reason.
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the opening credits are amazing though.

game to play while watching: how many times does snyder use the EPIC LONG ASS ZOOM OUT?

really though, it was nice to watch, im all messed up in my head with these feelings dawg.

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 16:36:00 GMT

ooo ah ah ah ah

i've been down w/ the sickness

nick brought soup and eddie brought one of those mini kegs of heineken

so now i'm well, thanks bros

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 18:23:16 GMT

some guy tried to rob me last night, fortunately he was an amateur and my legs were longer than his.

i retained my two dollars and fifty-five cents, thank god.

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 16:31:25 GMT

View Larger Map Also, anyone want to go funk night tonight? What a fucking hell dump this place is, eh? Why would you NOT want to go?!

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 15:44:45 GMT

so who else in our wonderful little neck of the woods is totally excited about listening to the wonderful sounds of the forest arms for the next year

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:26:36 GMT

peeps best be down to clown after i git back from practice tonight. please.

happy birthday nick.

*warbles though stolat*

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 16:07:56 GMT

musicians friend absolutely wins the worst hold music in the world contest. ironic.

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 00:21:22 GMT

my white-boy funk/soul song about the US Supreme Court is heavy as shit. Too bad you're not a 3rd grader in Northville or else you'd be getting down with it's grooves and informative facts.